BANK

the first bank of robinhood chain

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VAULT
SEALED

ARTICLE I.

THIS IS A BANK.

YOU ARE THE DEPOSITOR.

THE DEPOSIT IS $BANK.

EVERY TRADE PAYS A SMALL TAX.

THE BANK KEEPS NOTHING.

THE BANK PAYS EVERYTHING BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO HOLD.

(yes. that is the entire pitch. keep scrolling.)

FIRST BANK OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN FORM 0000 · VITALS
TOTAL DIVIDENDS PAID
$0.00
DEPOSITORS
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$BANK PRICE
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MARKET CAP
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detach along this line. do not actually cut your monitor

ARTICLE II. HOW THE VAULT WORKS

EVERY TRADE PAYS TAX.

THE TAX GOES TO THE VAULT.

THE VAULT PAYS DIVIDENDS TO EVERY WALLET HOLDING $BANK.

A ROBOT DOES THIS. THE ROBOT DOES NOT SLEEP.

PART OF THE TAX IS BURNED FOREVER.

SUPPLY GOES DOWN. DIVIDENDS GO OUT.

(that is the whole business model. it fits in one sentence. your bank needs 4,000 employees for worse numbers.)

FIRST BANK OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN FORM 0001 · DIVIDEND STATEMENT

every dividend comes straight from the vault. click a receipt to verify it on robinhood scan.

DATETOAMOUNTRECEIPT
VAULT SEALED — the bank opens with the token launch
keep this statement for your records. the chain keeps it anyway

ARTICLE III. WHO GETS PAID

3.1 YOU HOLD. YOU GET PAID.

3.2 THE POOL DOES NOT GET PAID.

3.3 DEAD WALLETS DO NOT GET PAID.

3.4 THE BANK ITSELF DOES NOT GET PAID.

3.5 THERE IS NO 3.5. HOLD.

(every wallet below is a real depositor. straight from the chain. we cannot edit it even if we wanted to.)

FIRST BANK OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN FORM 0002 · DEPOSITORS LEDGER

current $BANK depositors. balance and share of the vault.

#ADDRESSBALANCESHARE
VAULT SEALED — the bank opens with the token launch
audited by nobody. verified by everybody

ARTICLE IV. THE FIRE

PART OF EVERY TAX IS BURNED.

BURNED MEANS GONE.

NOBODY CAN UNBURN IT.

SUPPLY ONLY GOES DOWN.

(every burn below is a real transaction into the dead address. the incinerator keeps receipts.)

FIRST BANK OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN FORM 0003 · INCINERATOR
TOTAL BURNED
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DATEAMOUNTRECEIPT
VAULT SEALED — the incinerator lights with the token launch
ashes are not redeemable. do not mail ashes to the bank

FINE PRINT (nobody reads this)

the bank is not a bank. the bank is a smart contract on robinhood chain that behaves better than a bank. deposits are not insured by the fdic, the government, your mother, or anyone else. deposits do not need insurance because the vault cannot run away. the vault is code. code does not take vacations in monaco with your money. member fdic: no. member robinhood chain: yes. the tax is collected automatically on every trade by the token contract. the tax is split by the processor contract. the dividend share is distributed to every wallet holding the minimum balance. distribution is executed on chain by a bot that pays its own gas. anyone can trigger the distribution. anyone can verify every payment. that is the point. past dividends do not guarantee future dividends, except the code cannot actually stop paying them while people trade, so draw your own conclusions. the burn share is sent to a dead address forever. nobody can unburn it. the supply only goes down. your share of the vault only goes up while you hold. if you sell, article 3.5 applies. the bank does not have a headquarters. the bank does not have opening hours. the bank does not have a manager you can ask to speak to. the bank has a wheel that never stops spinning. this text exists because every serious financial institution has fine print and we are a very serious financial institution. if you have read this far you are legally* obligated to hold $BANK. *not legally. emotionally. the bank thanks you for your deposit. the bank always pays. the bank never sleeps.

signed, THE BANK APPROVED